Now that same-sex marriage is legal in New York State, many of us—okay, a select few of us (me)—have one question to ask: Who, exactly, do we have to sleep with around here so as to secure Lady Gaga as officiant at our gay weddings?
Look closely pious disciples: The answer will rise from seraphic beads of sweat left on what’s probably the only couture Thierry Mugler yoga mat in New York City.
When radio host JoJo Wright asked Gaga if she would consider turning ordained minister just to marry some of her friends, she had this to say:
“I'm actually going to. My yoga instructor Tricia [Donegan] is a lesbian and she lives with her partner for years now, and they have a beautiful daughter. And [they] asked me to marry them.”
Mantra of the day: Pray to the Lotus feet of the Supreme Guru who teaches the good knowledge. Even better, chant "wed under the law by Lady Gaga” five times a day.
